December 2009
Me: Dr. Reid has anthrax!
Mom: okay...
Me: He could die! He's too pretty to die from anthrax!
Mom: *walks away shaking head*
my parents kidnapped me for about 5 hours. I was forced to go around with them to deliver christmas cookies. plus side: I played with three dogs and a cat. one dog was a papillion named Cupid. adorable.
Me: I named my Pikachu Gabey
Me: Cos his light is electric
Alli: hey hey hey
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soooo How To Be A Serial Killer is a fantastic movie.
I am convinced though, that Matthew Gray Gubler’s movie wardrobe is his real life wardrobe, just worn a little differently.. aka, tucked in shirts and buttoned shirts buttoned all the way to the top. he’s adorable though. and overall the movie was great.
“OH NO! Woogie’s not gonna want me anymore once my make up runs!”
– Alli
Elyse was knocking on my wall and whoever shares the wall with me started knocking back. it was fantastic.
“Look! I have a pants beard!”
– Elyse - holding her pants up to her face
Me (watching Elyse eat a burger messily): Do you need a napkin?
Elyse (shaking her head): Uh uh, I got a tongue
(good) vibrations
(cell phone vibrates on bed)
Me: sorry for making your butt vibrate
Elyse: It's okay. maybe I like it (huge grin)
gublernation:
So excited for the episode of Criminal Minds that I’m directing in January!!!! It’s going to be a masterpiece.
(via twitter)
I’m hoping that this episode airs on January 13. that will be an incredibly acceptable 21st birthday present.
uhh MTVU? its not 2002....
MTVU thinks its 2002 again… in a row they played:
Blink 182 - What’s My Age Again?
P.O.D. - Youth of the Nation
Jimmy Eat World - The Middle
No Doubt - It’s My Life
Linkin Park - Somewhere I Belong
Avril Lavigne - Don’t Tell Me
I love you, Aubrey
thegube:
duelingbanjos:
thegube:
Hello! I am one of your followers, obvs. I am writing this so I don’t have to write my final for my philosophy class. I can’t really top the Golden Girls theme song, but I can fill in the missing words! “pal and a confidante.” I was so thrilled the day I figured it out, and then kinda touched ‘cause it’s sweet. MGG is pretty awesome. I really hope my roommate...
“Boys, set the terror level at code brown because I need to change my pants.”
– Stephen Colbert’s character in Monsters Vs. Aliens
....
my roommate just did the snoopy dance..
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6) →
Thrice (124)
Fall Out Boy (102)
AFI (87)
The Sleeping (72)
Cobra Starship (56)
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“Oh man. mom is never buying me underwear again.”
– Alli
dear self
you have a lot to do in this next week. I’m going to leave you a list:
Fill out the substitute teaching form
Fill out the Health Center form
Finish your internship paperwork (print everything out)
Put together and hand in your Photobooks portfolio
Finish your generative theme curriculum plan (don’t forget the teacher example)
Pack
Study for biology (A LOT. I mean it.)
Study for...
“I smell like bee vomit.”
– Alli while putting honey in her hair
“I feel oddly sexual pouring honey on top of a banana…. don’t look at...”
– Alli
“I don’t know. he’s a jock and a ginger! he has something to prove!”
– Alli on the commercial we just saw
critiques suck
they’re long, drawn out excuses for people to be mean to each other and for others to get upset over stupid things.
I sort of half-assed my project, but not completely. I admit this. When people were a little harsh, I didn’t mind because I could have done better.
what I don’t like is when people get all upset and defensive over something as simple as a suggestion for the...
“It’s like reeeeeeeeeeeeah butt. skinnnnnnnyyyyyyy feet.”
– Alli about Matthew Gray Gubler
this may be my new favorite Christmas song.
...
“You know what I think it is? He cuts like a buffalo. Like, cut as in fart. He...”
– Alli (on The Dead Weather’s song “Cut Like A Buffalo”)
